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Collection: HODLBABY 2023

Well, here we are, Apes. It's 2023. Shorts aren't closing, we're not selling.
This is battle for the ages. May the Apes prevail!

While we wait to become stupid rich, we can find each other out in the wild by wearing our favorite
Splendid's Things gear.
Get some!


200 products
  • Gorillionaire 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Gorillionaire 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Napping Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Napping Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Slacker Ape Alpha Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Black & white tees with comic image of a gorilla wearing blue jean jacket on blue background
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  • Slacker Ape Catfish Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Black & white tees with gorilla wearing glasses and grunge style clothes
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  • Slacker Ape Hulker Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Tshirts with Green Gorilla Comic Image
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  • Ape Gen X Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Black and White tees with Chimpanzee wearing 90's slacker fashion, blue jean jacket
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  • Ape Gen Xer Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Black & White tees Chimpanzee wearing 90's slacker fashion, blue jean jacket
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  • Ape Surfer Blue Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Surfer Blue Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Surfer Green Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Surfer Green Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Surfer Violet Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Surfer Violet Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Space Ape 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Space Ape 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Space Ape Orange Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Space Ape Orange Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Space Ape Steampunk Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Space Ape Steampunk Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Space Ape White Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Space Ape White Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Queen Gold Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Queen Gold Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Queen Indigo Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Queen Indigo Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Emerald Ape King Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Emerald Ape King Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Emerald Ape Tycoon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Emerald Ape Tycoon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Daisies Baby Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Daisies Baby Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Daisies Dad Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Daisies Dad Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Daisies Mom Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Daisies Mom Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Dance Party 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Dance Party 2023 Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Dance Party Moves Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Dance Party Moves Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Space Cowboy Cyan Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Space Cowboy Cyan Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Space Cowboy Royalty Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Space Cowboy Royalty Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Strong Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Strong Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Strong Pop Art Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Strong Pop Art Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Ape Tycoons Club Med Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Ape Tycoons Club Med Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Apes in Paradise Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Apes in Paradise Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Cosmic Apes Trippy Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Cosmic Apes Trippy Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Cosmic Apes Wowsers Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Cosmic Apes Wowsers Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Gorilla Guru Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Gorilla Guru Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Majestic Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Majestic Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Moon Meditation Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Moon Meditation Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Moon Men Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Moon Men Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Moon Walk Neon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Moon Walk Neon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Rainbow Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Rainbow Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Rocket Blast Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Rocket Blast Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Rocket Liftoff Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Rocket Liftoff Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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  • Rocket to Moon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    Rocket to Moon Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
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