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HODLBABY 2023

Well, here we are, Apes. It's 2023. Shorts aren't closing, we're not selling.
This is battle for the ages. May the Apes prevail!

While we wait to become stupid rich, we can find each other out in the wild by wearing our favorite
Splendid's Things gear.
Get some!


200 products
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