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Collection: EAT GLASS

David & Alexis know that nothing says, "You're Simply the Best," quite like "Eat glass.

Or, "Fall off a bridge." Or, "Lick rust."

Find your kind of people and expand your tribe with some or all of these SC-inspired designs. 

128 products
  • Ew, David Shades - Puzzle 120 pcs, 252 pcs
    Ew, David Shades - Puzzle 120 pcs, 252 pcs
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  • Ew, David Shades - Brushed Twill Unstructured Dad Cap
    Ew, David Shades - Brushed Twill Unstructured Dad Cap
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  • Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Heavyweight Sport Lace Hoodie
    Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Heavyweight Sport Lace Hoodie
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  • Ew, David Shades - Heavyweight Sport Lace Hoodie
    Ew, David Shades - Heavyweight Sport Lace Hoodie
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  • Ew, David Shades - Men's Short Sleeve Work Shirt
    Work Shirt Black Ew David Embroidery
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  • Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
    Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
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  • Ew, David Shades - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
    Ew, David Shades - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
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  • Disgruntled Pelican - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
    Disgruntled Pelican - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
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  • Bashful Clam - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
    Bashful Clam - Weekender Bag 24 x 13
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  • You're Simply the Best - Crewneck Sweatshirt
    You're Simply the Best - Crewneck Sweatshirt
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  • This Wine is Awful. Get Me Another Glass. - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    This Wine is Awful. Get Me Another Glass. - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • You're Simply the Best - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    You're Simply the Best - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • You're Pretty, What's That Like? - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    You're Pretty, What's That Like? - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Penny-Farthing Haikuist - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Penny-Farthing Haikuist - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • It's My Turn to Take a Selfish - Ringer Tee PC54R
    It's My Turn to Take a Selfish - Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • I'm Obsessed With This - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    I'm Obsessed With This - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • I Have Asked You Thrice Now - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    I Have Asked You Thrice Now - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Ew, David Shades - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Ew, David Shades - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Crows Welcome Moira - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Crows Welcome Moira - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Bashful Clam - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Bashful Clam - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Disgruntled Pelican - Ringer Tee PC54R
    Disgruntled Pelican - Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Wow I'm Really Bored - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Wow I'm Really Bored - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • RSVP as Pending - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    RSVP as Pending - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Pedals Make it Move More - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    Pedals Make it Move More - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • I Walk Through Life in Really Nice Shoes - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
    I Walk Through Life in Really Nice Shoes - Unisex Ringer Tee PC54R
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  • Crows Welcome Moira - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Crows Welcome Moira - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • A Little Bit Alexis - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    A Little Bit Alexis - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • This Wine Is Awful. Get Me Another Glass. - AOP Tote Bag, 3 sizes
    This Wine Is Awful. Get Me Another Glass. - AOP Tote Bag, 3 sizes
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  • Gossip is the Devil's Telephone. Best to Just Hang Up. - AOP Tote Bag, 3 sizes
    Gossip is the Devil's Telephone. Best to Just Hang Up. - AOP Tote Bag, 3 sizes
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  • I'm Obsessed With This - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    I'm Obsessed With This - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • You're Pretty, What's That Like? - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    You're Pretty, What's That Like? - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Ew, David Shades - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Ew, David Shades - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Moira's Rose's Garden 4856 - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Bashful Clam - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Bashful Clam - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • I Have Asked You Thrice Now! - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    I Have Asked You Thrice Now! - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Disgruntled Pelican - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Disgruntled Pelican - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Penny-Farthing Haikuist - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Penny-Farthing Haikuist - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • Pedals Make it Move More - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    Pedals Make it Move More - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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  • RSVP as Pending - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
    RSVP as Pending - AOP Tote Bag, 3 size options
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